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Someone gave my mom a copy of the below jokes from an e-mail. They are about the elderly. Enjoy.
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Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down"?
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering her heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on interstate 77. Please be careful!"
"Hell", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
